“Dog-splaining”-Dogs Explain Their Behavior
Owners often believe that everything a dog does is associated with the owner.
"She did it because she was mad at me".
Here are some more likely motivations, with just a touch of humor.
Chewing On Their Owner's Things
67% of dogs said they did it because it felt good.
33% said it was because they were stressed and anxious.
89% said they did it because they were bored.
45% said they did it because it was left on the floor or coffee table.
17% said they did it because the cat told them to
96% of dogs said they bark because they're supposed to.
28% said they bark because they are anxious, nervous or frightened.
54% said they bark because that guy looked scary.
22% said it feels good.
36% said because you thought it was cute when they were a puppy.
90% said they bark because it works.
17% said they bark because the cat told them to.
81% of dogs said they ignore you because you talk too much.
86% said they ignore you because you confuse them.
77% said they ignore you because you always call them when they're really busy.
68% said you sound like you're "mad" and they don't trust "mad".
90% said they don't come to you when you call because there's nothing rewarding about coming when you tell them to.
17% said the cat told them not to listen.